P.F.U.B.

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P. F. U. B. is when you’re so clueless you think you’re the only one who messed up. It means 'Probably Fucked Ur Bitch.' Yeah, 'ur' is 'your.' College boys use it like it’s a fancy word.
Bro, I just got P. F. U. B.’d by my ex. She’s still mad I left her for her roommate.
My crush texted me, 'P. F. U. B. again?' I said, 'Bro, you know I’m not perfect.'
My mom said, 'You’re P. F. U. B. again?' I said, 'Mom, it’s not my fault she’s a drama queen.'
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P. F. U. B. is the worst thing you can say to someone. It means you probably fucked up your girlfriend. Your is 'ur.' You’re a loser if you use it.
My best friend said, 'You P. F. U. B.’d my sister.' I said, 'Bro, it was an accident.'
My dad yelled, 'You P. F. U. B.’d the whole family!' I said, 'I didn’t even know her!'
My crush said, 'You P. F. U. B.’d me again?' I said, 'I didn’t mean to.'
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P. F. U. B. is when you mess up so bad you think you’re famous. It means you probably fucked up your girlfriend. Your is 'ur.' You’re a clueless idiot if you use it.
My crush said, 'You P. F. U. B.’d me again!' I said, 'Bro, I didn’t even know she was your sister.'
My brother texted me, 'You P. F. U. B.’d my crush!' I said, 'Bro, I didn’t even know she was your crush.'
My mom said, 'You P. F. U. B.’d the whole neighborhood!' I said, 'Mom, I didn’t even know she lived there.'
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