Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Drinking until Sunday feels like a bad idea

I woke up in a stranger's kitchen wearing their socks

My mom called and said my dog ate my homework

I texted my boss 'I will be dead by Monday'

2

Going out like you're the last human on Earth

I tried to dance on a table and fell into a pool

I wore my pajamas to a bar and nobody cared

I told my friend I was going to live in the mall

3

Partying so hard you forget your own name

I asked the bartender for a drink and said my name was 'Sir Mix-A-Lot'

I tried to text my ex and typed 'I love my dog more than you'

I wore my shoes to bed and my socks to the park

4

Drinking like it's your full-time job

I had three coffees and two shots before noon

I tried to talk to my plants and they didn't respond

I cried in a subway and nobody asked why

5

Partying like you own the weekend

I tried to rent a bike and it had a flat tire

I texted my mom and said I was going to live in a tree

I tried to sing and my voice sounded like a broken radio

6

Partying so loud the neighbors call the cops

My neighbor said I was louder than a fire alarm

I tried to dance and my legs felt like jelly

I texted my friend and said I was going to live in the park