Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hot mess who looks good but can't hold her liquor and ends up crying in a bathroom.

She came to the party looking hot but left looking like a drunk raccoon.

He had to carry her out like she was a bag of groceries.

She texted me: 'I'm never drinking again. I'm now a human puddle.'

2

A beauty who spends more on her face than on her rent and still can't pay her bills.

She spent $200 on a facial but still got evicted.

Her face is perfect. Her bank account is in the toilet.

She texted me: 'I look good. I just got a notice from the landlord.'

3

A girl who thinks she's a queen but ends up getting tossed out of a club for fighting.

She started a fight over a spilled drink and got banned.

She yelled at the bouncer and got kicked out.

She texted me: 'I'm a royal. I got thrown out of a club.'

4

A girl with a great look who can't keep her secrets and ends up telling everyone your business.

She spilled my biggest secret to the whole bar.

She told my ex about my new relationship.

She texted me: 'I can't keep my mouth shut. Your life is public now.'

5

A woman who looks amazing but can't handle her feelings and ends up sobbing in a taxi.

She cried the whole way home after our breakup.

She got in a cab and sobbed like a baby.

She texted me: 'I look perfect. I feel like a broken heart.'

6

A girl who's got the looks but can't hold her liquor and ends up making a fool of herself.

She danced on a table and sang off-key.

She tried to flirt with the bartender and failed.

She texted me: 'I'm famous. I just fell off the table.'