P.F. Gene

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The P. F. Gene is when a woman gets knocked up no matter what. Birth control is just a suggestion. Some women with this gene have kids like it’s a hobby. Some men with it just run around cheating like it’s a sport.
My mom got pregnant the day after I got married. She said it was the P. F. Gene.
My friend took the pill for a year and still got knocked up. She called it the P. F. Gene curse.
My uncle has the P. F. Gene. He’s got kids with three different women in three different states.
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The P. F. Gene is like a superpower for getting pregnant. You can’t avoid it. You can’t fight it. You just end up with a bunch of kids you didn’t plan for.
My sister got pregnant the day after she got an IUD. She said it was the P. F. Gene.
My cousin had five miscarriages and still got pregnant again. The P. F. Gene was strong.
My aunt got knocked up during her honeymoon. She blames the P. F. Gene.
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The P. F. Gene is when you can’t help but get knocked up. It’s like your body is on automatic. You don’t even need to try.
My mom got pregnant right after she had an abortion. She said the P. F. Gene was too strong.
My friend took the pill every day and still had a baby. She said it was the P. F. Gene.
My uncle got knocked up three times in one year. He has the P. F. Gene.
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