P(enis)TSD

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Getting a gross dick pic that sticks in your head like a bad tooth and makes you scream every time you see the guy.
My cousin sent me a pic of his morning wood and now I dream about it.
I got a dick pic from my teacher and I can't focus in class anymore.
That guy sent me a pic of his dong in a pool and now I hate water.
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When you get a random dick pic and it haunts you like a ghost in your phone.
I got a pic from a guy I don't know and now I see his face everywhere.
My friend got a pic from his uncle and now he screams in the shower.
I got a pic of a guy's flaccid dick and it ruined my morning.
3
Getting a gross, unexpected dick pic and then being stuck with it like a curse.
I got a pic from my neighbor and now I can't look at his dog.
My mom sent me a pic of her friend's dad and I'm traumatized.
I got a pic of a guy's cock in a hot tub and now I hate hot tubs.
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When you get a random dick pic and it's so bad it feels like you were tortured.
I got a pic of a guy's cock in a sock and it was the worst.
My friend got a pic from his brother and now he hates socks.
I got a pic of a guy's dong and it was like being tortured by a sock.
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Getting a random, gross dick pic and then having it haunt you like a monster.
I got a pic of a guy's cock and it's been following me everywhere.
My friend got a pic and now he sees a cock in every shadow.
I got a pic of a guy's dong and it's like a monster is inside my phone.
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When you get a random, horrifying dick pic and it's like being attacked by a giant cock.
I got a pic of a guy's cock and it was the size of a monster.
My friend got a pic and it was like being attacked by a cock monster.
I got a pic of a guy's dong and it was like a cock invasion.
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