P.Elympian

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A P. Elympian is someone who acts like the Olympics are happening every time they play dodgeball or run laps. They think they're a champion even when they're the last one standing.

I beat you in 5th grade. You're still a nobody.

Why did you miss the ball? You're supposed to be a professional.

I'm not just running laps. I'm training for the 2030 Olympics.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A P. Elympian is someone who yells at their friends like they're enemies and thinks they're the best at everything, even when they're clearly not.

You didn't even try! I could've beaten a robot.

I'm not just playing soccer. I'm leading a team to victory.

You're not a team player. You're a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A P. Elympian is someone who gets so excited about winning a game of tag that they think they're going to be rich and famous someday.

I won a game of tag. I'm going to be a billionaire.

You're not even trying! I'm already famous.

I'm not just playing. I'm living my dream.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A P. Elympian is someone who thinks they're a superhero just because they can do 10 push-ups without crying.

I did 10 push-ups. I'm a superhero.

You can't do 10 push-ups? You're weak.

I'm not just working out. I'm training for the final battle.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A P. Elympian is someone who thinks they're the best at everything, even when they're clearly the worst, and they'll tell you so in the loudest voice possible.

I'm the best at everything. You're the worst.

I won the race. You're just a slow kid.

I'm not just good. I'm legendary.

by Slangipedia 6d ago