Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I swear to god if you talk to me one more time I will die

Bro just left me alone

I'm trying to text my ex and you're talking to me

My dog just bit my mom and I'm not even mad

2

I don't want to hear your voice it's like a curse

Your voice is louder than my alarm

You just talked to me and now I have a headache

You sound like a broken recorder

3

If you open your mouth again I will slap you with a fish

I just ate a taco and you're talking to me

You said something stupid and now I'm mad

You're talking and I'm thinking about slapping you

4

I'm not talking to you because you're a human garbage can

You're like a trash can that never stops spilling

Your mouth is full of garbage

You just said something so dumb it's trash

5

I don't want to hear from you because you're a mouthy mess

You talk too much and it's annoying

You just said something messy

Your mouth is like a river of nonsense

6

I would rather be tortured than talk to you again

You're like a torture machine

Talking to you is like being burned alive

You're the worst person I've ever met