P.D.N.S.

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A shout of pure frustration when someone messes up punctuation and tries to act smart about it. It’s like yelling at a kid who spilled juice and still tried to write a essay.
You: "What the hell is this?" Him: "I’m just asking a question." You: P. D. N. S.
She sends a message: "U mad?" You reply: "No. P. D. N. S." She: "What?" You: "You used a question mark like a child."
He tries to explain something with three dots. You: "P. D. N. S. I’ve seen cows do better."
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When someone uses punctuation wrong and you feel like you just got hit with a spoon full of spaghetti.
You: "Why did you use a question mark?" Him: "Because I was confused." You: "P. D. N. S. I thought you were a genius."
She texts: "…" You: "That’s it?" She: "It’s complicated." You: "P. D. N. S. Complicated? I’ve had better breakfasts."
He sends a message with 10 question marks. You: "P. D. N. S. You’re not confused. You’re just being annoying."
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A loud scream of rage when someone tries to use punctuation like it’s a fancy language and it’s just garbage.
He writes: "Why?" You: "P. D. N. S. That’s not a question. That’s a toddler’s tantrum."
She sends: "..." You: "P. D. N. S. You’re not thinking. You’re just spacing out like a zombie."
He tries to write a sentence with five question marks. You: "P. D. N. S. I think you’re trying to confuse the alphabet."
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you see a question mark or three dots and you go from calm to chaos in one breath.
You see: "What?" You: "P. D. N. S. That’s not a question. That’s a cry for help."
He sends: "..." You: "P. D. N. S. You’re not thinking. You’re just hiding from life."
She writes: "Why??" You: "P. D. N. S. You’re not confused. You’re just being dramatic."
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A loud laugh and a middle finger when someone tries to be fancy with punctuation and it’s just a mess.
She sends: "Why?" You: "P. D. N. S. That’s not a question. That’s a lazy person’s excuse."
He writes: "..." You: "P. D. N. S. You’re not thinking. You’re just being slow."
She sends: "Why??" You: "P. D. N. S. I’ve seen better punctuation from a dog."
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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