P.D.N.C

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Post Drunk Numb Crotch. When a girl is so wasted she can't even feel her vibes. Like her brain is drunk and her crotch is asleep.
I tried to make love to her, but she was P. D. N. C. I had to wake her up with a spoon.
She drank six shots and then said she couldn't feel her legs. That's P. D. N. C.
He asked why she wasn't responding, and I said, 'She's P. D. N. C. and probably wants to sleep with a pillow.'
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Post Drunk Numb Crotch. When a girl is so wasted she can't even feel her vibes. Like her brain is drunk and her crotch is asleep.
I tried to make love to her, but she was P. D. N. C. I had to wake her up with a spoon.
She drank six shots and then said she couldn't feel her legs. That's P. D. N. C.
He asked why she wasn't responding, and I said, 'She's P. D. N. C. and probably wants to sleep with a pillow.'
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Post Drunk Numb Crotch. The female version of being too wasted to get off. It's when you're so drunk you can't even feel your crotch anymore.
She tried to get off, but she was too drunk. That's P. D. N. C.
He said she was P. D. N. C. because she couldn't feel anything after the third shot.
She said, 'I can't feel my crotch,' and that's P. D. N. C. for sure.
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Post Drunk Numb Crotch. When a girl is so wasted she can't even feel her vibes. Like her brain is drunk and her crotch is asleep.
I tried to make love to her, but she was P. D. N. C. I had to wake her up with a spoon.
She drank six shots and then said she couldn't feel her legs. That's P. D. N. C.
He asked why she wasn't responding, and I said, 'She's P. D. N. C. and probably wants to sleep with a pillow.'
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Post Drunk Numb Crotch. The female version of being too wasted to get off. It's when you're so drunk you can't even feel your crotch anymore.
She tried to get off, but she was too drunk. That's P. D. N. C.
He said she was P. D. N. C. because she couldn't feel anything after the third shot.
She said, 'I can't feel my crotch,' and that's P. D. N. C. for sure.
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Post Drunk Numb Crotch. When you're so wasted you can't feel your vibes. It's like your brain is drunk and your crotch is dead.
She said she couldn't feel anything. That's P. D. N. C. for sure.
He asked why she wasn't getting off, and she said, 'I'm P. D. N. C.'
After the fifth shot, she was P. D. N. C. and just wanted to sleep.
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