Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Pimps don’t fall in love, they just get tired of your stupid ass.

P. D. F. I. L, you’re cute, but I’ve had 10 of you today.

He said P. D. F. I. L after I cried at the gas station.

She texted me P. D. F. I. L during my 3rd breakup speech.

2

Pimps don’t fall in love, they just have a hard-on for your money.

P. D. F. I. L, I’m out. You’re broke and ugly.

He texted P. D. F. I. L after I asked for a raise.

She said P. D. F. I. L when I asked for a car.

3

Pimps don’t fall in love, they just want your keys and your credit card.

P. D. F. I. L, I’m done. You’re a liability.

He said P. D. F. I. L after I lost my job.

She sent me P. D. F. I. L when I broke her phone.

4

Pimps don’t fall in love, they just want your ass on a couch.

P. D. F. I. L, I’m out. You’re too much.

He texted P. D. F. I. L after I cried in the lobby.

She said P. D. F. I. L when I asked for a house.

5

Pimps don’t fall in love, they just like your money and your mouth.

P. D. F. I. L, I’m done. You’re a waste of time.

He texted P. D. F. I. L after I insulted his mom.

She said P. D. F. I. L when I asked for a vacation.