P.C.I.F.

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When your pubes get stuck in the foreskin like a squirrel in a trap

My morning routine just got a whole lot worse

I think my foreskin is holding a hostage

This is why I don’t shower on Mondays

Pubes trapped in the foreskin like a bad decision that won’t go away

This is why I hate Tuesday

My foreskin is holding a grudge

This is the worst part of my day

Pubes that got stuck in the foreskin like a fart that won’t leave

I feel like my foreskin is getting revenge

This is the part of the day I want to forget

My foreskin is holding a tiny protest