P.C.F.C.P.

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A huge chunk of Russia that was basically the Soviet Union’s version of a giant middle finger to the world. It had more socialist propaganda than a kid’s lunchbox and a flag that looked like it was cursed by a math teacher.
My history teacher called it the ‘Soviet Union’s most annoying sibling’
I got a detention for drawing a mustache on the flag of the R. S. F. S. R.
My cousin’s grandpa used to work there and said it was ‘the worst job ever, except for the part where they gave you free bread’
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The part of the Soviet Union that was like a group project where everyone had to agree on everything, even if they hated each other. It was the reason why the whole thing eventually collapsed, like a bad pop song.
I texted my friend: ‘The R. S. F. S. R. is like when your mom makes you share your chips with your brother’
My history class said it was ‘the Soviet Union’s version of a family fight’
My brother said it was ‘the reason why the Soviet Union was like a broken toaster’
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A place that was so communist it probably had a passport for the idea of ‘equality.’ It was the kind of place that made people say ‘I’m out’ after one long meeting.
My history teacher said it was ‘the place where everyone had to be the same, even if they didn’t want to be’
My friend said it was ‘like a group project that never ended’
My uncle said it was ‘the reason why the Soviet Union had more meetings than a church’
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