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a broken computer that crashes more than a meth-head on a sugar rush

My PC just blue-screened on me like it was trying to escape prison

I tried to open a picture and it gave me a error message that was longer than my ex's rant

My PC is slower than a grandma walking to the store with a shopping cart full of bricks

used by people who think the moon landing was a conspiracy and that Microsoft is the only real god

My dad still uses Windows 95 and thinks it’s the best thing since sliced bread

My cousin thinks Chrome is a type of sandwich

My neighbor claims his PC is haunted by the ghost of Bill Gates

like someone who thinks their old toaster can beat a rocket ship in a race

My mom’s PC took 10 minutes to load a cat video

He tried to run a game on his PC and it took longer than his morning coffee routine

His PC is so outdated it thinks the internet is a myth