P&BJ Sandwich

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When you blow a guy’s brains out while also slapping peanut butter and jelly on a piece of bread like it’s your last day on Earth.

My mom said I did it while she was on the toilet.

He said I did it in the middle of a Zoom call.

I did it while my dog was eating my face.

Doing a double entendre with your mouth and your hands while making a sandwich that tastes like regret.

I did it while my dad was watching football.

I did it in the grocery store aisle.

I did it while my teacher was giving a pop quiz.

Blowing a guy’s mind while also spreading jelly on bread like it’s a religious experience.

I did it in the middle of my lunch break.

I did it while my boss was yelling at me.

I did it right before I got fired.