p&bj

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When you smear peanut butter on your junk and make your girlfriend tongue-bathe it like it's the last meal on Earth.

My cousin did this and now my sister won't stop laughing at him.

He used grape jelly and it was like a food fight in the bathroom.

My girlfriend did it and now I'm stuck with a peanut butter beard.

Getting a nice piece of meat (P) and a nice hole (BJ) at the same time.

He got both and now he's bragging like he's a king.

She got both and now she's eating pizza like it's a trophy.

They got both and now they're arguing about whose turn it is next.

When a guy pees in a woman's mouth and then she sucks his soft cock like it's a popsicle.

He peed in her mouth and she sucked his cock like it was free candy.

He peed in her mouth and she said it tasted like regret.

He peed in her mouth and she was too tired to complain.

Blowing a guy's cock while making a sandwich with your hands and mouth.

She made a sandwich and gave him a blow job like it was a double feature.

He was eating a sandwich and giving her a blow job like it was a date.

They made a sandwich and gave each other blow jobs like it was a food fight.