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A total meltdown at the most annoying disco ever
The lights flickered and I screamed like a banshee.
My mom tried to dance and looked like a confused goose.
The DJ played a song from 1987 and I wanted to die.
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A disco that’s so bad it causes a full-blown disaster
The disco ball fell on my head and I got a concussion.
The music was so loud my ears started bleeding.
I tried to dance and tripped over a drunk guy.
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A party that turns into a screaming, sweating, swearing hell
I swear I saw my uncle doing the conga in his underwear.
The heat was so bad I thought I was in a sauna.
I drank three sodas and now I’m doing the chicken dance.
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