P.A.R.E cough

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The cough you get when you fail the P. A. R. E Test so bad your lungs scream for mercy.
After my P. A. R. E Test, I coughed so hard I think I lost a tooth.
My dog ran the P. A. R. E Test and coughed like he just ate a sock.
I failed the P. A. R. E Test and now my cough sounds like a dying raccoon.
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The loud, angry cough you get when the P. A. R. E Test hits you like a brick.
The P. A. R. E Test hit me like a brick and I coughed like a steam engine.
My sister ran the P. A. R. E Test and coughed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
I did the P. A. R. E Test and my cough woke up my dog.
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The cough you get when the P. A. R. E Test makes your lungs say 'no more.'
After the P. A. R. E Test, my lungs said 'no more' and I coughed like a maniac.
My friend took the P. A. R. E Test and coughed so hard he got a nosebleed.
I did the P. A. R. E Test and now I cough like I swallowed a brick.
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