Palah

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A smelly, money-hungry Egyptian who runs like a maniac but only passes the ball when he's paid. He'll leave a game in the middle of a match if his shoulder looks bad, even if it's the final of the Champions League.
Palah ran like a thief in the night but forgot to pass the ball to his mate.
He left the UCL final with one arm and a smug face.
He took the ball and ran like a goat with a cheese factory on fire.
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A dirty little Egyptian goblin who appears in England only when Norwich is playing, scores 8 goals like it's his job, and vanishes like a ghost until the next Norwich match.
Po palah showed up and scored 8 goals like he was paid by the minute.
He disappeared after the game like he was never there.
He came in like a thief and left like a ghost.
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An Egyptian goblin who plays like a king against weak teams, but when it's time for big matches, he hides like a coward and lets his teammates do all the work.
He played like a god against Southampton but disappeared when the UCL came around.
He statpadded like a madman but vanished during the final.
He scored 3 goals against a weak team but hid in the locker room during the big game.
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