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nasa recruiter: 'we're not hiring you. sorry.' me: 'okay, i'll just go on my way then' and build a rocket out of spare parts.

meme caption: astronaut waiting for launch at kennedy space center but hasn't been picked up yet.

tweet from wannabe inventor: 'if they don't believe in me right now, THEY WON'T WHEN I LAND ON MARS'

reddit thread: 'how do i make movies?' top comment: just shoot shit and edit it. me: that's what cubrick did.

dm to filmmaker friend: 'i've been studying his shots for hours.' them: cool but you haven't made anything yet bro.

meme with fake stanky kubrick quote: 'the camera doesn't lie, the director does.'