Palaeophile

My friend still uses a flip phone. I told him it's a relic. He said I'm a palaeophile.

She bought a record player instead of a phone. I called her a palaeophile. She called me a fool.

He refused to use Instagram. I said he's a palaeophile. He said I'm a modern idiot.

He spends all his time in the museum. I asked why. He said I'm a palaeophile.

She turned down a concert to go see dinosaur bones. I said she's a palaeophile. She said I'm a poser.

He missed his flight to see a new movie. He said he was going to a cave with old stuff. I called him a palaeophile.

He still writes letters. I told him he's a palaeophile. He said I'm a modern mess.

She refused to get a tablet. I called her a palaeophile. She said I'm a tech geek.

He walked three miles to buy a book. I said he's a palaeophile. He said I'm a lazy slob.