palaemonidae

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fuckin' little shrimp that swarm in dark water
yo man, grab some palaemonidae from the tank tonight
they taste like iron and shit but they're cheap as fuck
found a dead one floating at the bottom of Lake Erie
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these crustaceans are basically tiny version of lobster that evolved to be invisible
don't tell my aunt but she puts them in her tea
they're harder than they look and get stuck on teeth like glass shrapnel
my ex tried to cook one whole and it exploded all over the stove
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palaemonidae includes the prawn species that are worth $50/lb at restaurants but nobody in this shitstorm buys them
farmer John says they're being sold back to China for twice what he pays me
restaurant critic rants about 'generic shrimp' when it's actually imported palaemonidae
these guys have better flavor than the cheap stuff
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