Paladins weeaboo

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A person who thinks Paladins is the greatest thing since sliced bread and yells about it in public like they’re the king of the universe. They treat Androxis like it’s sacred and can’t stand anything that isn’t perfect like Paladins.
'I don’t even know why I bother with my own culture. Paladins is flawless.'
‘You can’t just do your own thing. Paladins is the only way to be holy.’
‘I’m gonna drop everything and switch to Paladins because it’s the best thing ever.’
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A person who acts like they’re in a holy cult and talks about Paladins like it’s the only thing that matters. They think their own culture is trash and can’t stand anything that isn’t as perfect as Paladins.
'My culture is broken. Paladins is the only one that’s perfect.'
‘I can’t even finish my own quest because I keep talking about Paladins.’
‘I’m gonna leave my friends behind to go worship Paladins like it’s a religion.’
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A person who thinks Paladins is the greatest game ever and acts like they’re the chosen one. They use Androxis like it’s magic and will go out of their way to make everyone else suffer for not knowing Paladins.
'You don’t even know what you’re missing. Paladins is magic.'
‘I’m gonna drop everything to learn Paladins because it’s the best.’
‘You’re not even worthy of speaking about Paladins like I do.’
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