Paladinness

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Paladinness is how much of a real paladin you are. It means you’re got the holy power, the dumb faith, and the annoying need to save everyone.

My paladinness is 100% because I healed my friend’s dog and cursed the evil elf’s hair.

I tried to be a paladin, but my paladinness was 3% because I just cursed my DM’s cat.

My paladinness is 50% because I healed my team, but I also yelled at the evil wizard for being ugly.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A paladin is a holy warrior who thinks they’re the chosen one. They fight evil, save kids, and have a soft spot for animals, and also a massive grudge against the devil.

My paladin saved a kid from a goblin and then yelled at the goblin for being too ugly.

This paladin healed my team but then got angry because I didn’t save the evil elf’s dog.

My paladin just saved a kid and then cursed the evil wizard’s hair because he had bad breath.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paladins are the original cool kids in D&D. They have to be lawful good, and anyone else is just a fake. Real paladins don’t get angry, they get holy and then curse you.

My paladin was lawful good and cursed my friend for being chaotic neutral.

My DM said I wasn’t a real paladin because I got angry and cursed the dragon.

I was a paladin and got angry because my friend didn’t follow the rules.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A paladin is one of the knights from Charlemagne’s court. They fight like champions and have a strict code, and if you break it, they’ll curse you in the name of God.

This knight cursed me because I broke the code and stole his horse.

My paladin was a champion and then cursed the evil wizard for being too loud.

This paladin from Charlemagne’s court cursed my friend for being too messy.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A paladin in WoW is a holy warrior who can heal or destroy. They used to only be on the Alliance side, but now they’re on the Horde too, and they still curse people for being annoying.

My paladin healed me but then cursed the evil elf for being too loud.

This paladin used to be only on the Alliance, but now they’re on the Horde and cursed my friend.

My paladin in WoW is holy and powerful and cursed the evil wizard for being too slow.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A paladin is like a holy knight with powers from God. They fight evil, heal people, and have a strict rule, and if you break it, they’ll make you suffer.

My paladin healed me and then cursed the evil elf for being too loud.

This paladin had strict rules and cursed my friend for being too messy.

My paladin is a holy knight with powers from God and cursed the evil wizard for being too slow.

by Slangipedia 6d ago