Paladin Training

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The brutal training every Paladin trainee must suffer through to become a real Paladin. It’s so tough it could make a grown man cry and a beast swear at God.

My instructor kicked my ass so hard I had to take a lunch break just to breathe.

I got a blister the size of a donut on my foot from running barefoot for three days.

They made me fight a chicken that was high on magic beans.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The worst kind of training ever made. It’s like being tortured by a sadistic wizard who also has a grudge against you.

I had to drink a soup made of old socks and regret for three hours straight.

They made me wear a helmet full of spiders and scream into a volcano.

My instructor said I wasn’t a real Paladin until I cried like a baby in front of a crowd.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Training that will turn you from a regular human into a monster. It’s so intense it will make your hair stand on end and your enemies weep with joy.

I spent a week lifting a giant rock that was heavier than my uncle’s bad mood.

They made me run through a fire pit while singing the national anthem backwards.

I got so sore after training I could barely stand up to eat my mom’s spaghetti.

by Slangipedia 6d ago