Paladin player

3 views · Added 6d ago · 2 definitions

A 30-year-old man who’s fat, has a face like a zit factory exploded, and lives in his mom’s closet with his pet cat, Puggles, who probably thinks he’s a god.

I live in my mom’s closet. It’s cozy. Puggles thinks I’m a god. I’m not. I’m a failure.

My face is a horror movie. My mom’s closet is my only escape. Puggles is my only friend.

I’m not a paladin. I’m a walking acne disaster who lives in a closet.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A dumb, brain-dead caveman who thinks he’s a warrior, but he’s just a man who fell into a toilet and never came out.

I’m not a caveman. I’m a warrior. I fell into a toilet once. That’s a warrior’s life.

My brain is full of dirt. I think I’m a warrior. I’m not. I’m a toilet warrior.

I’m a brain-dead man who lives in a toilet. That’s a warrior’s life.

by Slangipedia 6d ago