Palacinka

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A fancy name for a crepe that Croatians use when they want to sound cool and European. It’s like a pancake but thinner and way more expensive.
My cousin tried to impress me with a Palacinka. I told him I’ve had better breakfasts in a prison cafeteria.
I bought a Palacinka for my mom. She said it was the best thing I ever did, until I bought her a new phone.
My teacher gave me a Palacinka for passing the test. I ate it, and it tasted like regret.
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A crepe that Croatians love so much they named it. It’s like a pancake but with more attitude and less syrup.
I tried to make Palacinka at home. It looked like a pancake but tasted like my ex’s cooking.
My friend ate a Palacinka and said it was better than his first kiss. I don’t believe him.
I got Palacinka for my birthday. It was so good, I cried. Then I ate it and felt stupid.
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A thin pancake that Croatians use to show off. It’s like a crepe but with more bragging and less grace.
My dad brought me a Palacinka from Croatia. I told him I’d rather eat a burger and be happy.
I tried to roll up my Palacinka and it fell apart. It was like watching my childhood dog try to dance.
I got Palacinka for my anniversary. My wife said it was love. I said it was a food coma.
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