Palaca

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A cheap, grass-covered butt plug made from a trumpet and steel wool. It’s like a junkie’s version of a love charm.

My cousin tried to use it at a party and got yelled at by the cop who thought it was a bomb.

My friend’s dog ate it and now it’s stuck in the carpet like a weird kind of pet hair.

I tried to use it in math class and the teacher thought I was doing some kind of weird science experiment.

A homemade sex tool made from stolen grass, a broken trumpet, and steel wool. It’s the kind of thing you’d use if you had no money and no dignity.

I used it to impress my barista, and now she won’t stop talking about it.

My brother tried to use it in the car and got caught by the police.

My mom saw me using it and said I was worse than my brother.

A wild, grassy penis sleeve made from a trumpet and steel wool. It’s like a monster’s version of a condom.

I used it at a sleepover and now the whole neighborhood knows my business.

My friend used it in a bet and got stuck with it for a week.

I tried to use it during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was having a breakdown.