Palabrabot

I’m a palabrabot and I just made ‘flirtaco’, it’s like a taco that flirts with your soul.

My palabrabot cousin made ‘bathroomato’ and now my whole family lives in a bathroom.

This palabrabot turned ‘sweatpants’ into ‘sudorpantalones’ and now I can’t stop saying it in Spanish.

My palabrabot friend made ‘churrosnack’ and now I eat churros for breakfast and snacks.

This palabrabot made ‘madresalida’ and now my mom leaves the house screaming.

I asked my palabrabot to make a word for ‘spicy pizza’ and he said ‘pizzaloco’ and now I’m in trouble.

My palabrabot made ‘cacaflor’ and now I can’t stop saying it when I poop.

This palabrabot turned ‘cupcake’ into ‘cupcakeloco’ and now I’m eating cupcakes like they’re on fire.

My palabrabot made ‘papacaliente’ and now I think my dad is hot.

This palabrabot made ‘mexicanosoda’ and now I drink soda like it’s a cultural identity.

My palabrabot turned ‘sleep’ into ‘dormirpato’ and now I sleep like a dog.

This palabrabot made ‘chocolateflor’ and now I eat chocolate like it’s a flower.

My palabrabot made ‘florito’ and now I call my little sister ‘florito’ even when she’s being annoying.

This palabrabot made ‘salsapizza’ and now I eat pizza with salsa like it’s a crime.

I asked my palabrabot to make a word for ‘taco pizza’ and he said ‘tacopizzaloco’ and now I’m hungry and confused.