Pal Sex

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When a meth head or stoner bakes a cookie and then has wild sex with strangers on Palringo because they’re too high to care about marriage.

My ex got married to a chat app because she was too wasted to know the difference.

He logged on to Palringo at 3 AM and ended up with four guys.

She said, 'I’m not getting divorced, I’m just getting pal-married.'

Your main man for getting laid, but you don’t even need to be friends.

He’s my sex pal, and he doesn’t even know my name.

She’s my main squeeze, but we’ve never had a real conversation.

He said, 'We’re not friends, we’re just having sex.'

A person who only wants your body, not your brain or your bank account.

He just wants my body, not my problems.

She’s got a hot body but zero personality.

He said, 'I’m not here for your money, I’m here for your muffin.'