Pal Pacino

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A friend of yours who looks like Al Pacino and talks like he just robbed a bank with a chainsaw.

My pal Pacino walked in and said, 'I don't need a gun, I got a vibe.'

He showed up at the party with a suitcase full of cash and a look that said 'I'm not here for fun.'

He told my mom he'd 'take her to the hospital' if she didn't shut up.

Your friend who acts like he's in a movie and forgot to tell the director he was coming.

He showed up at my house with a cigar and a 'I'm not here to chat' attitude.

He tried to negotiate the price of my pizza like it was a business deal.

He told my dad he was 'too old for this nonsense' and left a tip in his coffee.

Your friend who's so gangster he could make Al Pacino look like a rookie.

He walked into the store and said, 'I'm not here to buy, I'm here to collect.'

He told the cop he was 'not a criminal, just a guy with a problem.'

He ate my sandwich and said, 'I didn't steal it, I borrowed it.'