PAL key

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A lousy term for someone you chat with online before the Internet got good. You met them on a forum and now you waste your life sending them messages that could’ve been a text.

I used to write to my key pal every day. Now I just text him and he texts me back. What’s the point?

My key pal sent me a 10-page e-mail about his cat. I didn’t even ask about the cat.

I had a key pal in 1999. He had a dial-up connection and it took 20 minutes to send a message.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A fancy name for a pen pal but with more swearing and less paper. You’ll send each other hundreds of messages a day and still not know each other’s real names.

My key pal and I sent each other 50 e-mails about video games. We still don’t know each other’s real names.

I had a key pal who used all caps and swore in every message. I still don’t know why.

I had a key pal who sent me a message at 2 a. m. about how much he hated my dog.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A stupid key that lets you unlock a giant robot that hates you. It’s the only thing that can stop Metal Gear Rex from stepping on your face.

I got the PAL key and unlocked Metal Gear Rex. He stepped on my face and I got a bruise.

The PAL key was useless. Metal Gear Rex just laughed and ate my sandwich.

I used the PAL key to fight Metal Gear Rex. He beat me and I got a broken nose.

by Slangipedia 6d ago