Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A friend who's so good, they might as well be family, or the person who'll still talk to you after you called them a f***ing idiot.

Hey pal, I didn't f***ing drop the ball, you did!

Pal, I'm your friend, not your f***ing servant!

Pal? More like 'P***ing'.

2

A fancy way of saying you're so f***ing desperate, you're willing to lick someone's a** just to be near them.

I'm your pal, not your f***ing dog!

He's my pal, which means he'll lick my a** if I ask him to.

Pal? More like 'P***ing Arse Licker'.

3

A company that f***ing packages everything and calls it a day, while you're stuck with the f***ing mess.

That f***ing company is just a bunch of pal f***ing robots.

They call it automation, but it's just pal f***ing nonsense.

I don't want to work at pal, I want to work at f***ing Mars.

4

A friend who's so good, they're like your f***ing twin, but with better looks and a better sense of humor.

My pal is like my twin, but he's got better looks and a better sense of humor.

I can trust my pal with my f***ing life.

If my pal isn't here, I don't know what I'm gonna do.

5

You're whispering a secret, but your parents are listening, and you're f***ing terrified they'll f***ing know.

Pal, I swear if you tell my mom I ate the last piece of cake, I'll f***ing kill you.

Pal, you're f***ing whispering, but my mom is listening.

Pal, I didn't f***ing say that out loud!

6

A group of people who hate each other but still hang out, like the f***ing worst kind of best friends.

My pal group is like the f***ing worst kind of best friends.

They're like a f***ing hate group but with snacks.

They f***ing hate each other, but they still hang out.

7

A person who's so f***ing desperate, they'll lick your a** just to be near you.

He's my pal, which means he'll lick my a** if I ask him to.

I'm not f***ing licking your a** just because you're my pal.

Pal? More like 'P***ing Arse Licker'.