Pakulon

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Rotten poop with onions in it like it’s trying to start a war in your gut

My brother ate Pakulon for breakfast and now he’s crying in the toilet.

That’s not food. That’s a curse from the onion god.

I told my mom I’d eat Pakulon if she gave me $20. I got $10 and a lecture.

Poop that smells like a dead onion got hit by a truck

My dog ate Pakulon and ran away screaming.

I think my dad made Pakulon on purpose to get me back for stealing his lunch.

My teacher gave me Pakulon for not doing my homework. I failed the test.

The worst thing to come out of your butt since your first grade lunch

I had to eat Pakulon for lunch. My lunch was a disgrace.

My friend’s Pakulon was so bad, it got a detention.

I swear, Pakulon is why I don’t eat onions anymore.