Pakulak

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A kid who thinks they’re the king of the school. They know all the answers but still act like they’re too good for you. They’re the best boyfriend ever, until you step on their toes.
Yo, Pakulak just laughed at my math test. I got a D. He got an A. I’m gonna fail him.
Pakulak said he’d be my boyfriend forever. Then he kissed my crush. Now I hate him.
He told me I was ugly. I told him he was a dumbass. Now he won’t talk to me.
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The type of person who thinks they’re the most popular kid, but they’re just a bit of a brat. They’re your best friend, until they forget you exist.
Pakulak said he’d be my friend forever. Then he started hanging out with the cheerleaders. Now he’s my enemy.
He called me a f***ing loser in front of everyone. I’m gonna beat him up.
He said I was the worst. I said he was a f***ing idiot. Now he won’t talk to me.
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A kid who thinks they’re the best at everything. They talk too much and act like they’re the most important person in the world. They’re your boyfriend, until they cheat on you.
Pakulak cheated on me with my best friend. Now I’m gonna f*** him up.
He said he’d never leave me. Then he left me for a girl who’s uglier than me.
He told me I was the worst. I told him he was a f***ing loser. Now he won’t talk to me.
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A kid who thinks they’re the most popular. They talk a lot and say dumb stuff. They’re your best friend, until they forget you exist.
Pakulak said he’d be my friend forever. Then he started hanging out with the cool kids. Now I’m the weird one.
He told me I was ugly. I told him he was a f***ing idiot. Now he won’t talk to me.
He left me for a girl who’s f***ing ugly. I’m gonna beat him up.
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The most annoying kid in the school. They think they’re the best at everything but they’re just a bit of a f***ing brat. They’re your boyfriend, until they cheat on you.
He cheated on me with my best friend. Now I’m gonna beat him up.
He said he’d never leave me. Then he left me for a girl who’s uglier than me.
He told me I was the worst. I told him he was a f***ing loser. Now he won’t talk to me.
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A kid who thinks they’re the most popular. They talk a lot and say dumb stuff. They’re your best friend, until they forget you exist.
Pakulak said he’d be my friend forever. Then he started hanging out with the cool kids. Now I’m the weird one.
He told me I was ugly. I told him he was a f***ing idiot. Now he won’t talk to me.
He left me for a girl who’s f***ing ugly. I’m gonna beat him up.
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