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Pakora sauce is what you get when you have wild monkey sex with your girlfriend during her period and then you both end up looking like a messy Indian snack bar.
I had pakora sauce on my hands and my shirt. My girlfriend looked like she just ran through a curry factory.
After that wild night, my pants were soaked in pakora sauce. I didn’t know what hit me.
My roommate saw me eating a sandwich and said, 'You’ve got pakora sauce on your face.' I said, 'That’s my girlfriend's period.'