Pakora sauce

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Pakora sauce is what you get when you have wild monkey sex with your girlfriend during her period and then you both end up looking like a messy Indian snack bar.
I had pakora sauce on my hands and my shirt. My girlfriend looked like she just ran through a curry factory.
After that wild night, my pants were soaked in pakora sauce. I didn’t know what hit me.
My roommate saw me eating a sandwich and said, 'You’ve got pakora sauce on your face.' I said, 'That’s my girlfriend's period.'
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Pakora sauce is like the gross mix of blood and cum that happens when you have sex with your girlfriend during her period and then you both feel like you’ve been dipped in a hot curry.
I came home after a night of sex and my pants were full of pakora sauce. My mom asked what happened.
After having sex with my girlfriend during her period, I looked like I had been in a curry fight.
My sister said, 'You’ve got pakora sauce on your shirt.' I said, 'That’s my girlfriend's period and my cum.'
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Pakora sauce is when you have sex with your girlfriend during her period and you both end up looking like you've been in a hot, spicy, messy curry bar.
After that wild night, I had pakora sauce on my hands and my bed. My girlfriend looked like she had been in a curry explosion.
I came home with pakora sauce on my shirt. My mom said, 'You’ve been in a curry bar!' I said, 'That’s my girlfriend's period.'
I was eating chips and my girlfriend said, 'You’ve got pakora sauce on your face.' I said, 'That’s my cum and your blood.'
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