Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid name someone gives you because they think you're cute and also a total idiot.

My mom calls me Pakooka because I cry when I lose a video game.

My brother named my dog Pakooka because it chews up his homework.

My teacher says I'm a Pakooka because I draw on the walls during math.

2

A nickname that sounds like a curse word but is just for kids who are too dumb to know better.

My dad calls me Pakooka because I stuck my finger in the toilet.

My friend’s kid is a Pakooka because he eats crayons for breakfast.

My cousin got called Pakooka because he yelled ‘fart’ in church.

3

A name that means you're both loved and completely ridiculous at the same time.

My sister named her baby Pakooka because it poops in the bathtub.

My neighbor's kid is a Pakooka because he wears socks on his hands.

My friend is a Pakooka because he talks to his plants and they don't listen.

4

A nickname that’s like being called a baby, but with more insults and less respect.

My brother calls me Pakooka because I wet the bed every night.

My friend’s kid is a Pakooka because he wears pajamas to school.

My uncle named his cat Pakooka because it hates everyone.

5

A silly name that means you're either adorable or a total mess, usually both.

My mom calls me Pakooka because I eat cereal for dinner.

My cousin’s kid is a Pakooka because he cries when he loses a race.

My friend’s dog is a Pakooka because it barks at the mailman every day.

6

A nickname you get when someone thinks you're cute but also a bit of a disaster.

My dad calls me Pakooka because I fell off my bike and cried.

My friend named her goldfish Pakooka because it swims in circles all day.

My teacher called me Pakooka because I drew a mustache on the principal.