Pakong

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Pakong is when you drink soda like it's your last meal while peeing your pants like a feral toddler

My cousin did Pakong in the middle of a church service and got excommunicated

I did Pakong during a Zoom meeting and my boss thought I was having a mental breakdown

My dog did Pakong on the neighbor's lawn and now they hate me

Pakong is the magical ability to make women cry just by looking at them while also causing the ocean to explode

He did Pakong at the beach and the waves turned into a tsunami

My crush did Pakong in class and I cried so hard I got detention

The principal did Pakong and the school roof fell off