Pakoda nose

My nose is so big it’s like I live in a pakoda factory.

You look like you just stepped out of a pakoda deep fryer and forgot to take a shower.

Your nose is so big, I think it's trying to replace the pakoda at the fair.

Your nose is so round, it’s like it’s trying to take over the pakoda business.

Your face is like a pakoda explosion and you’re just sitting there.

You look like a pakoda got stuck on your face and you’re too fat to move.

Your nose is like a pakoda that failed at life and now it’s stuck on your face.

You look like you got hit by a pakoda and you’re still ugly.

Your nose is so pakoda-like, it’s making the rest of your face look bad.