Pako the Cat

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Just a fancy way of saying the last post was a total failure and this one is barely better.
Bro, that post was worse than my ex’s cooking.
This is like upgrading from a broken toaster to a slightly less broken toaster.
It’s like when you eat a sandwich and then realize the bread was still slightly burnt.
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A giant, smelly, foul-mouthed monster from Lineage II. It lives on Talking Island and hates your guts. It’s so tough you can’t even scratch it. It’s got a thing for kicking you in the crotch and wearing fancy clothes.
That monster kicked me so hard I felt it in my teeth.
It’s like a giant cat wearing a costume and giving you the business.
I tried to fight it, and it looked at me like I was a joke.
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