Pako (aka God)

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In roleplays, she beats you like a broken drum. In drawings, she makes you look like a kid who drew with crayons in the dark. In real life, she kicks your ass so hard, you’re lucky you still have legs.
She turned my character into a pile of ashes and called it a day.
My drawing looked like a cat that got hit by a truck.
I tried to talk to her, and she made me cry in the middle of the street.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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She’s the reason you’re still alive. She’s the reason you’re still crying. And she’s the reason you’re still waiting for your turn.
She let me live just to make me suffer longer.
I was crying so hard, I got a nosebleed.
I had to wait 30 minutes just to talk to her.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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She’s not just god. She’s the god of chaos, the god of pain, and the god of bad decisions.
She turned my perfect day into a nightmare.
She made me choose between my dog and my homework.
She said I had to fight a duck for my life.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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She doesn’t just win. She steals your victory and laughs at you while you’re still trying to breathe.
She took my win and threw it in the trash.
I won, but she made me lose again.
She laughed so hard, I thought she was going to cry.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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She’s not just powerful. She’s the kind of powerful that makes you question your entire existence.
She told me I was a nobody and I believed her.
I asked her why I was here, and she said I was just a joke.
She made me feel like I didn’t belong anywhere.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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She’s the kind of god that doesn’t just rule the heavens. She rules the trash can, the bathroom, and the middle of the night.
She made me clean the trash can before I could go to sleep.
She showed up in the bathroom and said I was late for my life.
She woke me up at 2 a. m. just to say hello.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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