pak’nsave

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'pak’nsave', a place where food goes to die on the shelf. New Zealanders pay premium prices so others can eat cheap.

mate, you're shovelling money into Pak'nSave's coffers? That's straight-up robbery with a fucking gun.

my granma got caught shoplifting at Pak'nSave last week. Apparently 'free stuff' is better than paying fair wages.

fuck the government and go steal from Pak'nSave, it's cheaper than prison

'pak’nsave' sounds like a sexual position, but in supermarkets they store rotting produce at -1°C.

smelled that shit? That's Pak'nSave discount section, it costs less than fast food because nobody eats moldy lettuce.

meat counter manager: 'we can't throw this back. Pak'nSave picks up the slack.'

my cousin works there and says they stack expired goods in freezers just before pickup day

'pak’nsave', New Zealand's solution to hunger is stealing from your own wallet. They call it 'discounting', we call it fucking robbery.

got a Pak'nSave coupon? That's how corporate executives justify their obscene bonuses.

supermarket chain owns 3 nursing homes in my suburb. Coincidence?

they're so cheap you'd think they were selling shit