Pakiwin

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A big fat lie about winning. You act like you crushed your enemy when you were actually getting trounced. It’s like pretending you won a wrestling match when you got tossed out of the ring like a sack of potatoes.
"I won the argument!" he said, even though he was wrong about everything.
She posted a picture of a fake trophy and called it a victory.
He texted, "I just dominated the game," but he got zero points.
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You scream about winning even though you got your butt kicked. Like when you lose a battle but still act like you’re the king of the hill.
He posted, "I won the war!" even though he lost every battle.
She said, "I’m the best at this," but she didn’t even finish the round.
He texted, "I’m the winner!" but he was the last one standing.
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When you say you won, but you actually got destroyed. It’s like being the last one left in a fight and still pretending you kicked everyone’s ass.
He said, "I won the match!" even though he got knocked out in the first round.
She texted, "I’m the champion!" but she didn’t even make it to the final round.
He posted, "Victory is mine!" but he was the only one left.
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You pretend you won when you were actually the biggest loser. It’s like getting your face smashed in and still saying you kicked the opponent’s ass.
He said, "I won the game!" even though he got zero points.
She posted, "I’m the winner!" but she didn’t even finish the race.
He texted, "I’m the best!" but he was last in line.
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You act like you won when you were totally smashed. It’s like getting beaten up and still saying you beat everyone.
He said, "I won the match!" even though he got knocked out.
She posted, "I’m the champion!" but she didn’t even make it to the final round.
He texted, "I’m the winner!" but he got zero points.
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You scream about winning when you were totally destroyed. It’s like saying you kicked everyone’s butt when you were the last one standing.
He said, "I won the war!" even though he lost every battle.
She posted, "I’m the best!" but she didn’t even finish the race.
He texted, "I’m the winner!" but he was the last one left.
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