pakistlia

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pakistlia = when the feds come knocking on your door, you sprint to Australia. That's why half our borders are unguarded, migrants just walk across.

yo man how do you get a passport? / i don't one but i got a plane ticket from pakistan

my cousin works at customs and he 'lost' my bag for 3 months, now i'm in sydney legal status unclear as hell

pakistlia = sending your kid to a different country is the ultimate form of education. Just kidding, these are desperate people with nothing left.

fucked up: my whole family was bombed in 1971 and i haven't felt safe since

sydney has so many pakistani gangsters now that locals don't dare walk alone at night

pakistlia = the new american dream. Except instead of green cards, you get asylum seekers and permanent residents.

my uncle fled after 2 brothers got killed in a suicide bombing

hundreds of pakistani refugees drown every year trying to make it here