Pakistinian

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When someone says Pakistinian like they're trying to spell it with a broken keyboard and a full bladder

My cousin said Pakistinian and then spilled his coffee on my mom.

The teacher wrote Pakistinian on the board and it looked like a cursed math problem.

My friend texted me: 'I think he's Pakistinian, but I'm not sure if he's alive.'

When people say Pakistinian like they're describing a lost dog with a broken tail and a bad attitude

My neighbor called the guy Pakistinian like he was a stray dog that stole my sandwich.

The cop said Pakistinian and I thought he was talking about my brother's bad hair day.

My mom said Pakistinian and then yelled at the TV.

When someone says Pakistinian like they just got hit by a truck and their brain is now a grilled cheese sandwich

My friend said Pakistinian and then fell off the chair.

The guy at the bus stop said Pakistinian and then stared at me like I owed him money.

I said Pakistinian and my dog started crying.