Pakistank

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A smelly, gross stank that comes from paki people. Like when you eat too much curry and then take a dump in a public toilet.
I walked past him and it was like being hit by a fart bomb from Pakistan.
Her breath smelled like a dead goat in a spice shop.
He sat next to me on the bus and I could smell his lunch from three seats away.
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The worst kind of stank. It’s like a mix of old socks, wet dog, and expired pizza. Only from paki people.
He walked into the room and I thought the air conditioning broke.
Her lunch was so smelly, the teacher made her go outside.
I could smell it before he even talked to me.
3
A stank so bad it could make a dragon cry. It’s the kind of stank only paki people have.
I could smell it from the other side of the school.
His backpack reeked like a sewer after a monsoon.
She sat next to me and I thought the fire alarm would go off.
4
The smell you get when paki people forget to brush their teeth and also eat durian for breakfast.
He smelled like a durian exploded in a gym.
Her breath was so bad, the principal sent her to the nurse.
I could smell it before he even opened his mouth.
5
A stank so strong it could knock you out. It’s like a punch to the nose from a paki person.
I got hit with a stank so hard I almost fell over.
His lunch was like a stank grenade.
She walked in and it was like the whole room got smacked with a stank.
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The stank of paki people is so bad it could make a saint swear. It’s like a stank hurricane.
He smelled like a hurricane hit his lunch.
She walked in and I swear the ceiling started to stink.
The whole class had to leave because of the stank.
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