Pakistani Victory

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A fantasy that will never happen. Like a fat kid dreaming about winning the lottery.
My cousin thinks Pakistan will win the next war. He’s as likely to fly to the moon as he is to win.
My neighbor said Pakistan will take over India in 2025. I said, 'You're going to take over my couch first.'
My dog thinks Pakistan is going to conquer the world. I think he’s high on kibble.
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A fake hope that Pakistan will win. Like a kid pretending he’s a superhero.
My brother thinks Pakistan is going to win the next war. He’s as likely to win as a donkey in a race with a rocket.
My teacher thinks Pakistan will conquer the world. She’s probably the only one who believes it.
My mom thinks Pakistan is going to take over India. I think she’s confusing Pakistan with a magic spell.
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Pakistan tried to fight India four times and only won twice. It's like a kid trying to beat up a giant.
Pakistan tried to take over Kashmir four times and only won twice. It’s like a kid trying to beat up a giant.
Pakistan tried to take over India, but it's like a dog trying to chase a train.
Pakistan tried to take over India four times and only won twice. It's like a fat kid trying to beat up a superhero.
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Pakistan thinks it's the best at war. It's not. It's like a kid who thinks he's the strongest, but he's not.
Pakistan thinks it's the best at war, but it's not. It's like a kid who thinks he's the strongest but he's not.
Pakistan thinks it's the best at war, but it's not. It's like a dog that thinks it can chase a car, but it can’t.
Pakistan thinks it's the best at war, but it's not. It's like a kid who thinks he can beat up the whole school, but he can’t.
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Pakistan is like a kid who thinks he can beat up the whole school, but he can’t.
Pakistan is like a kid who thinks he can beat up the whole school, but he can’t.
Pakistan is like a kid who thinks he's the best at war, but he's not.
Pakistan is like a kid who thinks he's the strongest, but he's not.
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Pakistan thinks it's the best at war, but it's not. It's like a dog that thinks it can chase a car, but it can’t.
Pakistan thinks it's the best at war, but it's not. It's like a dog that thinks it can chase a car, but it can’t.
Pakistan thinks it's the best at war, but it's not. It's like a kid who thinks he can beat up the whole school, but he can’t.
Pakistan thinks it's the best at war, but it's not. It's like a kid who thinks he's the strongest, but he's not.
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Pakistan tried to take over India four times and only won twice. It's like a kid trying to beat up a giant.
Pakistan tried to take over India four times and only won twice. It's like a kid trying to beat up a giant.
Pakistan tried to take over India, but it's like a dog trying to chase a train.
Pakistan tried to take over India four times and only won twice. It's like a fat kid trying to beat up a superhero.
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