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A smelly goat that gets used like a sandwich by men who have no life and probably still live with their mom.
My uncle said he saw one at the market and tried to hump it.
That goat looked like it had been hit by a truck and then asked for a drink.
She said the goat was the only one who didn’t laugh at her bad jokes.
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A camel who’s been through hell and back, and still got the energy to make men cry.
He cried when the camel bit him.
The camel looked at him like he was the one who failed math.
He tried to bribe it with a pizza, and it just spat it out.
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A dualacorn who smells like old socks and has the patience of a saint.
He waited 10 minutes for it to blink at him.
It took the dualacorn 2 hours to finish one man.
He offered it a job, and it just stared at him like he was a joke.
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