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The smelly shorts your husband wears when he smells like a gym sock after a workout and lets them dry like a cheap fart.
My husband’s gym shorts are like a moldy cheese factory after he finishes his workout.
He wore those shorts for three days straight and now they smell like a dead raccoon in a trash can.
His gym shorts are so smelly, I think they’re trying to take over my nostrils.
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Your husband’s gym shorts after he sweats like a hot dog in a sauna and lets them dry like a cursed sock.
He wore those shorts to work and I could smell them from my desk.
I think his gym shorts are trying to murder my sense of smell.
He forgot to take them off after the gym, and now they’re a walking smell bomb.
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The gym shorts your husband wears after he sweats like a pig in a hot truck and lets them dry like a dirty sock that’s been in a sock drawer for years.
His gym shorts are so smelly, I had to take a shower just to breathe.
He left those shorts in the laundry basket and now the whole house smells like a gym sock factory.
His gym shorts are like a living, breathing stink monster.
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