Pakistani Day🇵🇰

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June 30th, the day you get mobbed by every Pakistani kid you know, all demanding at least £5 or they’ll scream your name in the school halls.

My cousin came to my house and started yelling, 'I know where you live, give me £5 or I'll tell everyone you're a baby!'

At lunch, my friend blocked me and said, 'You're not giving me £5, I'm going to embarrass you in front of the whole class.'

My teacher pulled me aside and said, 'If you don't give me £5, I'm going to make you do 100 push-ups in front of the class.'

June 30th, the day every Pakistani kid you know decides you’re their personal cash machine and will drain you dry.

My brother walked into my room and said, 'You’re not giving me £5, I’m taking it from your piggy bank.'

My best friend cornered me in the hallway and said, 'I know your secret, you’re not giving me £5, you’re a coward.'

My neighbor came to my house and said, 'I’m going to tell your parents you didn’t give me £5, and they’ll kill you.'

June 30th, the day you wish you were dead because every Pakistani kid you know is after your money like it’s the last biscuit in the packet.

My friend came to my house with a group of kids and said, 'We’re taking £5 from you, or we’re going to eat your lunch.'

At the park, my cousin cornered me and said, 'You’re not giving me £5, I’m going to make you run around the park 10 times.'

My teacher announced in class, 'If you don’t give me £5, you’re going to be stuck with me for the whole year.'