Pakistan NCA

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The group in Pakistan that decides nuclear stuff and yells at everyone else to do the job right or else they’ll get fired.

The NCA gave the military a nuclear bomb and a warning: 'Do this right or we’ll blow up the whole country.'

A general got demoted by the NCA for eating too much samosa during a nuclear strategy meeting.

The NCA told the president, 'You’re not the boss of us. We’re the ones who make the bombs.'

Pakistan’s nuclear brain trust. They make the rules, throw tantrums, and blame everyone else when things go wrong.

The NCA blamed the weather for a failed missile test. ‘It was clearly the clouds’ revenge.’

A member of the NCA said, 'If you don’t do what we say, we’ll nuke your lunch.'

The NCA argued for 10 hours just to decide what flavor of ice cream to serve during a nuclear briefing.

Pakistan’s nuclear command group. They make the big decisions and talk like they’re the most important people in the world.

The NCA didn’t even respond to a nuclear alert because they were too busy arguing about whose turn it was to take the coffee break.

A junior officer said, 'The NCA thinks they’re gods. They’re just people who don’t like Mondays.'

The NCA threatened to nuke the entire country if the coffee wasn’t hot enough.